Monarch Pool Table tweets
The Fake ESPN
Vikings fans out Sunday with concussion-like symptoms from banging their head against table every time Josh Freeman over threw the ball.
Rashida Jones
We made it to 100 episodes!! And this WHOLE table is a cake!!!! #whichfactismoreamazing #ParksandRec #NewEpNov14th http://t.co/UFhkS5LAjx
It's A Teen Thing!
At a restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for please."
Ollie Locke
Apparently knowone round a dinner table at Nobu finds it funny when you stick your chopstick into a piece of sushi and shout Wowcha!!
Rob Hill, Sr
You do the wrong person too many favors and they’ll never fully value what you bring to the table
Carl Icahn
Just sent a letter to Tim Cook. Full letter will be disclosed on my website, the Shareholders’ Square Table, which will be launched tomorrow
Kingsley
I remember when I used to think people actually had actual kids and were actually dropping them off at an actual pool.