Monster Chubby 99 tweets
Students Problems
99.9% of my sentences start with: oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but
SportsNation
Melo has 99 problems but....actually he doesn't he just has trouble picking which shoes he will wear each morning. http://t.co/MJQW74S43v
Fakta Google
99 persen wanita lebih pilih pria humoris dibandingkan pria tampan serta bertubuh atletis. [times of india] #8D
Common White Girl
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
Minion
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
daveanthony
I want to congratulate the Republicans for a very brave fight against a very fake monster.
FAT AMY
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them