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Teenagers
H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
Speak Comedy
Teenagers have time + energy but no money. Middle age people have money + energy but no time. Old people have time + money but no energy.
Fact
It's not that you're anti-social, you just refuse to share your energy with people who don't deserve it.
Reuters Politics
Reports of shots fired at 2nd Street and Constitution Avenue N.E. in DC and several injured: U.S. Capitol Police http://t.co/Glb13OgaMC
The Funny Racist™
*Me in DC last month* Cop: "If I were you, I wouldn't park my bike here, the president will be here." Me: "Oh, it's fine, I've locked it"
DC Maryland Virginia
Shooting at Navy Yard, Mountain Lion on the loose in SE DC, US Capitol shooting, government shutting down. Busy month for D.C.
Bitch Problems ✌
H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge