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Teenagers

H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

https://twitter.com/diaryforteens

10 years ago

Speak Comedy

Teenagers have time + energy but no money. Middle age people have money + energy but no time. Old people have time + money but no energy.

https://twitter.com/SpeakComedy

10 years ago

Fact

It's not that you're anti-social, you just refuse to share your energy with people who don't deserve it.

https://twitter.com/Fact

10 years ago

Reuters Politics

Reports of shots fired at 2nd Street and Constitution Avenue N.E. in DC and several injured: U.S. Capitol Police http://t.co/Glb13OgaMC

https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics

10 years ago

The Funny Racist™

*Me in DC last month* Cop: "If I were you, I wouldn't park my bike here, the president will be here." Me: "Oh, it's fine, I've locked it"

https://twitter.com/TooRacist

10 years ago

DC Maryland Virginia

Shooting at Navy Yard, Mountain Lion on the loose in SE DC, US Capitol shooting, government shutting down. Busy month for D.C.

https://twitter.com/DMVFollowers

10 years ago

Bitch Problems ✌

H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

https://twitter.com/lnsaneTweets

10 years ago