Mortara Eli tweets
NFL on ESPN
NFL QB leaders: (completion pct) 1 Philip Rivers 73.9 2 Peyton Manning 71.6 24 Geno Smith 58.3 29 Tom Brady 55.4 30 Eli Manning 54.5
The Race Draft
BREAKING: Whites offer Eli Manning to Hispanics for 2 tacos. Hispanics say tacos too valuable and offer Mark Sanchez instead.
NFL
ICYMI: Jared Allen takes down Eli Manning. With one hand. While being blocked. MUST-SEE: http://t.co/q70BJkTnf8
SportsCenter
Giants FINALLY get their first win in ugly 23-7 win over Vikings. Eli Manning throws for 200 yards, TD, 0 Int for 1st game this season.
The Fake ESPN
Manning parents have reduced restriction of not being seen within 5 miles of Eli down to about 200 feet.
Sign. Nombre&Sueños™
ELI: De fuerte personalidad y solidaria cuando alguien lo necesita. Le gusta tener la iniciativa. Es de relaciones estables. Origen: Hebreo
Franck Ribery
non mé Eli Baup il a kru koa on fezon rontré ABDALLAH ?! ke lé joueure de naple alé dir "O NON ABDALLAH RONTR, ON ES FOUTU ON VA PERDR" ptin