Mother Moon Pads tweets
Owl City
*learns to play saxophone* *sneaks into alpaca farm* *waits for full moon* *plays saxophone solo* *starts alpacalypse* *everyone dies*
Chetan Bhagat
Whats the punishment? No Cartoon Network for a week? @ndtv My mother told me the words I used were wrong: Rahul Gandhi
Piers Morgan
A standing ovation for shooting dead an unarmed mentally ill mother suffering from post-partum depression...really? > http://t.co/qbZoLXTq4w
Great Minds Quotes
"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other." - Mother Teresa
UberFacts
Edgar Mitchell, the sixth person to walk on the moon, claims that "aliens have contacted humans several times."
Disney Words
Where one thing falls, another grows. Maybe not what was there before, but something new and wonderful all the same. –Bambi’s Mother
The P
mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health
