Motor Watt Table tweets
Liam Payne
Right last night was so crazyyyyy, which always leads to a crazy dream... Playing table tennis with jay z was on the mind not sure why :/???
Fakta Faktanya WOW!
Nama Vespa diambil dari bahasa Italia yang artinya 'Tawon', karena bentuk motor Piaggio dianggap mirip dengan Tawon.
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Pas deket sama pacar, pelukan di motor, malah ketawa. Pas jauh dari pacar, liat orang pelukan di motor, malah sewot. LDR~
Helen Keller
I ran in to an old friend the other day. And a table. And a couple walls.
YA BOY BILL NYE
ever get so faded that the periodic table straight lookin like tetris lol wtf like wow
Barney Stinson
You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.
Comedy Tweets
"Would you like a table?".. "No I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, carpet for five please".
