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Common White Girl
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
FREDDY
School for 12 years College for 4 years Then you work until you die. Great. Just Great.
Ricky Gervais
What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born. Enjoy this wonderful gap
UberFacts
Swans only have one partner for their entire life - If that partner passes away, they can die of a broken heart.
Story Of My Life!
You text me I respond 15 seconds later and apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response
TED
Every time I see the word "Explain" on an exam, I die a little inside.
Aaron Ashab
Smoking doesn't make you cooler. It makes you dumber, stinkier, uglier, looks older and die faster.