My Shopping Genie Compensation Plan tweets
Happy Gilmore
Avalanche players plan to go 82-0 this season because they are absolutely terrified of what Patrick Roy will do to them if they lose.
Because I'm a Guy
If you're a guy and you've never experienced the rush of playing sports, I don't know what you plan on bragging about as an adult.
VeryBritishProblems
Apologising to the person who just shattered your hip with their shopping trolley
Funny
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
Disney Words
The second star to the right shines in the night for you, to tell you that the dreams you plan really can come true. –Peter Pan
Taurus
a #Taurus' will go inside themselves for days and it has nothing to do with you we love to re-energise, think, and plan
Sorry Not Sorry!
I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.
