Nashville Musician Rodney Kelly tweets
St. Louis Cardinals
#THATSAWINNER! Final: #STLCards 4, #Cubs 0. W-Kelly (10-5) L-Samardzija (8-13) Cardinals sweep Cubs! Finish with N.L. best 97 wins!
Frank Isola
You know how Derek Jeter will top Mariano & Andy's exit? Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Scarlett Johansson & Mariah Carey meet him at shortstop
Faux John Madden
"So this is how all those bottom feeder Pac 12 schools felt all those years.. " - Chip Kelly.
