Tweets about: Navy Bank Checks

Story Of My Life!

me: "wow I need to do homework but first:" *eats dinner* *goes on twitter* *checks facebook* *knits a scarf* *does oragimi* me:"oh it's 2am"

10 years ago

*goes online shopping* *puts everything i want in a cart* *checks subtotal* *laughs and closes tab*”

10 years ago

I want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank

10 years ago

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

10 years ago

me: "wow I need to do homework but first:" *eats dinner* *goes on twitter* *checks facebook* *knits a scarf* *does oragimi* me:"oh it's 2am"

10 years ago

Capt. James Kirk will be the first commanding officer of the US Navy's new spaceship-looking destroyer. Seriously. http://t.co/YgqhFyRvge

10 years ago

I can't tell what's currently doing worse, my love life or my bank account #CTL

10 years ago