Navy Ship Paper Model tweets
Malala Fund
#IamMalala @SelenaGomez: I stand with Malala because there should be more young women like her. She is MY role model http://t.co/KZGxqW3SIb
Alan Garner
You never realize what you've got until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
College Student
Typing a paper the night before it's due http://t.co/wuTvTMJqnj
Life Cheating™
Why it's important to put your toilet paper on the roll the correct way: http://t.co/xTWhdb3ih9
TJ Oshie
Had my back to the lady bagging the groceries and got asked "Ma'am, paper or plastic?" Might be time for a haircut... #femininefeatures
Sarcasm
When I was younger I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. ALWAYS.
Because I'm a Guy
Your teacher gives you a D on a paper... Can she be any more obvious?