New Year Water Pump Specials tweets
Justin Bieber
In all honesty it might be the most important interview of this year- http://t.co/jHXSbn6Uqa
Lil Wayne WEEZY F
Thank u all for your bday wishes but most of all thank u for being there during my tough times this year! I almost didn't see 31! I'm turnt!
SportsCenter
THIS JUST IN: Tiger Woods has been named PGA Tour Player of the Year for a record 11th time. That's 9 more than the next player has.
Common White Girl
best #homecoming picture of the year http://t.co/TP8Q1tLwcZ
What The F*** Facts
When asked why she had shot 11 people at her school, the shooter, 16-year old Brenda Ann Spencer, replied, "I don't like Mondays."
Notebook of Love
At the end of year, the question is... if I die tomorrow, will I be happy with what I've done with my life?
Tim Hawkins
Obamacare will be like ordering a Coke at a restaurant, and getting a watered down RC cola a year later that costs $2500.