Noncondencing Hot Water Heater tweets
SportsCenter
Trent who? Browns offense off to a hot start, up 14-7 on the Vikings early in 2nd Qtr. Brian Hoyer has thrown for 124 yds, 2 TD.
Not Will Ferrell
Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
FAT AMY
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic: lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
Students Problems
me: it’s too hot me: *opens window** in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
Ashton Irwin
How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(
Lotus F1 Team
How to avoid a penalty... It seems it's the hot #F1 topic right now. Here's our list, any more suggestions for us? http://t.co/Zh6zmSXsFc
