Oberk Glass Bottle tweets
Bridget Jones
I almost had an "I need a man" moment.... but then I opened the vodka bottle
Funny
Miley Cyrus is releasing a new fragrance called "Twerk", its just Billy Ray's tears in a bottle.
Female Problems
why weigh yourself when you could just set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
Google Tips
Drinking an entire bottle of Powerade will cure most headaches.
Unrevealed Facts
You can die if you drink an entire bottle of soy sauce at once.
Bridget Jones
It's never too early for a glass of wine on a Sunday.