Oberk Glass Bottles tweets
ihatequotes™
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful you have a glass, and grateful that there's something in it. #iHQ
Steve Stifler
It doesnt matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
Google Tips
Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
pimp d(addie)
"1d signed a contract that will keep them together until 2016" [pours champagne] [clears throat] [raises glass] to 3 more years of tears
AcneSkinSite
Every time you drink an ice-cold glass of water your skin thanks you by glowing brighter.
Leonard Nimoy
Glass Menagerie. GREAT CAST. One of the three or four most most memorable lifetime experiences in theatre. Mr. Quinto is brilliant. LLAP
Nick Swardson
Theirs nothing better on a hot day then an ice cold glass of apple juice. Except for maybe a tuxedo made out of diamonds. That's a close 2nd