Office Phone Installation tweets
Owl City
Why do I even decorate my house for Halloween when I have hundreds of selfies on my phone I can look at
BBC Breaking News
German Chancellor Merkel phones President Obama after receiving information US may have spied on her mobile phone http://t.co/T05Gfp3axe
Elizabeth Windsor
Prime Minister of the Netherlands on the phone. Very upset that America hasn't bothered to listen into his phone calls. Awkward.
UberFacts
Nokia is developing a method of harvesting radio-waves, which would recharge your phone while it's on standby.
Alan Garner
I want to be the reason why you look down at your phone, smile and then walk into a pole
Jimmy Carr
The UK pay phone finder app is only £2.99. So my nearest pay phone is….in my hand. Good.
LADHumour
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb....
