Offline Blogging Tool tweets
UberFacts
Chainsaws were derived from a tool originally intended to help deliver babies.
Ghetto Translations™
"I got the tool on me." = if anything goes wrong I'm not worried, because I have my firearm equipped.
Chelsea Clinton
Amazing story: how an Argentinian mechanic discovered a breakthrough in childbirth that can save thousands of lives: http://t.co/zRQ2htXoH2
Charlie McDonnell
Here's the trailer for OFFLINE, my new short film! Hope it makes you all excited and that. http://t.co/lHsxOLDAPB
Gates Foundation
Great ideas can come from anywhere. This one came from a car mechanic in Argentina: http://t.co/8nClczj3oz
Sarcasm
The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read & agree the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) Yes, I am over 18.
Charlie McDonnell
Ok gang! The trailer for Offline, my new short film, will be going live in three hours time. No turning back now.