Ogden Police Blotter tweets
SportsCenter
THIS JUST IN: Santa Clara police file 3 felony charges of possession of assault weapons against 49ers LB Aldon Smith. (via @nbcbayarea)
Bleacher Report
Report: Police called after angry fans show up at Matt Schaub's house https://t.co/yGE12ukKML
Imagine Dragons
guess it's not a good idea to tell the border-police guy that his zipper is down. been in the border interrogation room for hours now.
Breaking News
Shooter at Wheeling, W. Va., federal building is killed; identified as an ex-police officer - @WVMetroNews http://t.co/2H1dz944b1
The Associated Press
BREAKING: State police: Man who fired shots at US courthouse in W.Va. killed by police.
UberFacts
In California, there are more required hours of training to become a barber than to become a police officer.
ImmortalTech
If its your job to police arrogance on twitter, put dirt in your mouth & chew it. That's what the rest of your life is going to taste like.