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SportsCenter
Denver RBs played rock-paper-scissors in 4th quarter to decide who rushed on 1st-and-goal from 1-yard line. Ronnie Hillman won - and scored.
UberFacts
Saudi oil costs about $2 to produce and sells for around $100.
Deadspin
The Broncos' RBs played rock-paper-scissors to decide who would score. Screw your fantasy team. http://t.co/jdjEefFvI0
Bleacher Report
The #Broncos RBs played a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to decide who would score a TD from the 1-yard line http://t.co/oCwuQNvqt1
Country Words
Want a towel on a chair, in the sand by the sea, wanna look through my shades and see you there with me. -Kenny Chesney
BBC Breaking News
Russia accuses around 30 Greenpeace activists of piracy & will prosecute them for trying to board Arctic oil platform http://t.co/UH6wV5Efwn
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Teacher: Now I want you to fold your paper lengthwise. Me: Hamburger or Hotdog?