Old Dark Eldar Mandrakes tweets
Professor Snape
It's obvious the #governmentshutdown is just a cover-up for the Dark Lord's return.
Ginger Problems
Stop calling me pale. Everyone knows you're just jealous that your skin doesn't glow in the dark. Wait until your power goes out. #GP
TIME.com
'Breaking Bad' creator Vince Gilligan shares 5 alternate endings. And they're dark | http://t.co/YAItBzsqEK
Deadspin
Oh, nothing. Just John Daly hitting a tee shot off some guy's face in a dark parking lot: http://t.co/oP3nhLRNPi
Bronx Zoo's Cobra
Government shutdown means the National Zoo Panda Cam will go dark: http://t.co/py9uGXU3BZ No panda cam, people! Did you think this through?!
Charlamagne Tha God
This really is like the "House of Cards" on Netflix. Government motivated by dark self interest rather than the interest of the people.
