Online English Writing Tutor tweets
High School Problems
*goes online shopping* *puts everything i want in a cart* *checks subtotal* *laughs and closes tab*
Typical Malaysian
"Bajet omputih cakap Inggeris" It's not about being bajet, it's about how one can improve their English for the future.
Sagittarius™
#Sagittarius have a hard time expressing themselves and talking about their problems. But they can through writing, drawing, or music
UberFacts
A large portion of the Oxford English Dictionary was written by a murderer from a mental institution.
Jack Whitehall
Fresh Meat starts tomorrow on 4! (if you can wait that long it's online now http://t.co/hsBap7xdiF) stream it baby.
What The F*** Facts
Almost is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
Typical Malaysian
Today, they laugh at you for speaking English. Tomorrow, the world laughs at them because they can't speak English.