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Opel Dealer In Monaghan tweets

Sarcasm

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.

https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens

10 years ago

Sarcasm

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.

https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens

10 years ago

Funny

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.

https://twitter.com/TheHumorBook

10 years ago

Funny Quotes

My drug = Twitter. My dealer = Internet. The police = My parents.

https://twitter.com/FunnyQuotees

10 years ago

The Verge

A drug dealer is commemorating Silk Road with special edition ecstasy pills http://t.co/Z6iA4tZ5lI

https://twitter.com/verge

10 years ago

Weed Tweets ™

Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police.

https://twitter.com/iwakenbaked

10 years ago

Itachi

went to pick up a draw from my dealer http://t.co/agjlKB2hLy

https://twitter.com/nostlga

10 years ago