Padoi Open Water tweets
what
"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you
no
dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss
FAT AMY
Mum: Can I use ur laptop? Me: *Deletes History* Me: *Close Chrome* Me: *Double checks deleted history* Me: *Open Internet Explorer* Me: Sure
Owl City
My favorite part of breaking bad was when I couldn't open my capri sun
can you not
dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss
can you not
"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you
High School Problems
I always open a text and mentally respond, but forget to actually respond.