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Paper Is Coated With Fine Gold Leaf tweets

daniel sahyounie

FML we have 4 toilets in this house 1 is clogged, 1 won't flush, 1 has no toilet paper and 1 is in use.

https://twitter.com/danielsahyounie

10 years ago

Disney Words

We’re together now. Everything's going to be fine. You'll see. –Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

https://twitter.com/disneywords

10 years ago

Damn Its True!

Hearing something that absolutely kills you and having to act like you’re fine.

https://twitter.com/damnitstrue

10 years ago

Jared Padalecki

We had to have @mishacollins hide his 18K gold undershirt to act homeless. (He usually keeps it on under his costume)

https://twitter.com/jarpad

10 years ago

Alan Carr

A leaf has blown and stuck to my crotch I am now walking around the park like Eve

https://twitter.com/AlanCarr

10 years ago

Drizzy

I like to pretend that everything’s alright. Cause when everybody else thinks you’re fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you’re not

https://twitter.com/Drakee_YMCMB

10 years ago

Jared Padalecki

They had to use a dull empty toilet paper holder to cut @mishacollins rock hard pecs open

https://twitter.com/jarpad

10 years ago