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SportsCenter
Denver RBs played rock-paper-scissors in 4th quarter to decide who rushed on 1st-and-goal from 1-yard line. Ronnie Hillman won - and scored.
Deadspin
The Broncos' RBs played rock-paper-scissors to decide who would score. Screw your fantasy team. http://t.co/jdjEefFvI0
Bleacher Report
The #Broncos RBs played a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to decide who would score a TD from the 1-yard line http://t.co/oCwuQNvqt1
Miranda Sings
singing is fun for me becuz im so good at it #blessed #singer #model #actress #magician #person #crafter #makeuper #filmer #eater #uncle
Mind Blowing
What if humans could actually breathe in space? And the government says we can't so we don't try to escape?
Life As A Stoner
My friend prefers alcohol over weed. I prefer watching him clutch the toilet all night long, while I float in space.
Funny Tweets ™
Teacher: Now I want you to fold your paper lengthwise. Me: Hamburger or Hotdog?