Parallel Universe Of Self tweets
Doctor Who Facts!
US fans wanting #DayOfTheDoctor simulcast tickets are advised to make their purchase in a parallel universe in which @Fandango is competent.
ESPN
Mizzou's beating Florida. Vandy's beating Georgia. Tennessee's beating South Carolina. Welcome to a parallel SEC East universe.
Android Police
Somewhere in a parallel universe, @AndroidPolice is reporting on all the new @Nokia Android phones.
Drug Lord
*lays in bed* *sinks in covers and falls in parallel universe*
Mark R. Levin
More Rubin, is she having a nervous breakdown?... http://t.co/39Mj2mmBjf