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UberFacts
The world's shortest horror story is only two sentences long: "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."
Manchester United
Retweet for Adnan Januzaj to win man of the match against Sunderland. #mufc http://t.co/96FI2utUDn
Damn Its True!
If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
Manchester United
What a way to mark his first start in the PL - two goals and winning #mufc man of the match. Congrats Adnan! http://t.co/0c1SlIPZMW
Dailyteenwords
If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's jealous. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
rob delaney
.@FoxNews I’mNotRacist™, but I don’t want a black man dating my daughter/allowing her to purchase health insurance.