Parking Rebiechowo tweets
Life Cheating
Want to park anywhere illegally? Save an old parking ticket and put on your car. Chances are they won't write you another one.
Andrea Russett
how much time total do I spend walking around in parking garages looking for my car the world may never know
El Capitán Sarcasmo
— ¿Sabe inglés abuelo? — Claro. — ¿Estacionamiento? — Parking. — ¿Hijo? — Son. — Haga una oración. — Tengo Parking Son.
Anjek Beng Matrep
Singapore is a fine country lah sial. You spit = Fine. Smoke = Fine. Illegal parking = Fine. Eat in Mrt = Fine. Cb, so fine country sia!
Life Cheating
A handicapped parking spot needs a sign to be valid. If it just has a wheelchair painted on the ground, you can legally park there.
Life Hacking
A handicapped parking spot needs a sign to be valid. If it just has a wheelchair painted on the ground, you can legally park there.
Chris Kluwe
Drunk Superman is the well-meaning friend who throws your car into orbit to prevent a parking ticket and then cooks your cat by mistake.