Paul Chow Internet Marketing tweets
SportsCenter
THIS JUST IN: Pacers and Paul George agree to a max contract extension; five years and about $80 million. (via ESPN and media reports)
Dan Howell
i'm simultaenously tired of being bored and alone on the internet yet too antisocial and lazy to hang out with people #?¿?
SportsNation
The Yankees have officially been eliminated from the postseason...this calls for an INTERNET HIGH-FIVE. http://t.co/EPJSunGr2J
Dailyteenwords
*Me every night* My eyes are saying sleep but my mind is saying internet.
Ugly People Problems
me: *wants hot body* *eats entire fridge* me: *wants to be popular* *stays on the internet 24/7* me: *wants to be pretty* *stays ugly*
Story Of My Life
3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet.
High School Problems
T.W.I.T.T.E.R. = This Wonderful Internet Thing That'll Eventually Ruin Your Life.