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Common White Girl
*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* "no christmas is coming"
Albie Manzo
I'm the type of guy who waited to buy Drake's new album instead of downloading it because I don't want to hurt his feelings @DrakeTheTypee
Domo Fucking Genesis
I just wanna get a blue polo and brown slacks and go pretend I work at best buy.
Students Problems
You can't buy happiness...but you can buy beer and that's kinda the same thing.
Sagittarius™
When #Sagittarius have money, They have nothing to buy. When they don't have money, they want everything.
Funny Tweets
Mom: "Are you going with me to the store?" Me: "No I'm tired." Mom: "I'll buy you something" Me: "Yeah ill be ready in a minute"
WaterstonesOxfordSt
Anyone who says you can't buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on books.