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Common White Girl

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* "no christmas is coming"

https://twitter.com/girlposts

10 years ago

Albie Manzo

I'm the type of guy who waited to buy Drake's new album instead of downloading it because I don't want to hurt his feelings @DrakeTheTypee

https://twitter.com/AlbieManzo

10 years ago

Domo Fucking Genesis

I just wanna get a blue polo and brown slacks and go pretend I work at best buy.

https://twitter.com/DamierGenesis

10 years ago

Students Problems

You can't buy happiness...but you can buy beer and that's kinda the same thing.

https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool

10 years ago

Sagittarius™

When #Sagittarius have money, They have nothing to buy. When they don't have money, they want everything.

https://twitter.com/WeSagittarius

10 years ago

Funny Tweets

Mom: "Are you going with me to the store?" Me: "No I'm tired." Mom: "I'll buy you something" Me: "Yeah ill be ready in a minute"

https://twitter.com/iQuoteComedy

10 years ago

WaterstonesOxfordSt

Anyone who says you can't buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on books.

https://twitter.com/WstonesOxfordSt

10 years ago