Pedro Martinez Red Sox 2011 tweets
SportsCenter
Picked off! Koji Uehara picks off pinch-runner Kolten Wong to end Game 4. Red Sox win 4-2, tie the World Series at 2 games apiece.
UberFacts
Russia didn't consider beer an alcoholic beverage until 2011. Before then, any drink under 10% volume was considered a soft drink.
SportsCenter
Goodbye! Jonny Gomes unloads on a Seth Maness sinker with two on, sends it into the left field seats. Red Sox take a 4-1 lead.
God
The Red Sox are going to win the Series. I am God; I guarantee it.
Funny Tweets
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.