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Pension Im Spreewald tweets

Sarcasm

hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry

https://twitter.com/ThatsSarcasm

10 years ago

Story Of My Life

maybe the reason why im single is because ive never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

https://twitter.com/StooryOfMyLife

10 years ago

Students Problems

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool

10 years ago

Common White Girl

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

https://twitter.com/girlposts

10 years ago

Common Black Girl

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

https://twitter.com/CommonBlackGirI

10 years ago

Funny Tweets™

im attracted to people I have no chance of being with

https://twitter.com/Lmao

10 years ago

High School Problems

me: im happy *thinks about life for 3.5 seconds* me: im sad

https://twitter.com/ComedyOrTruth

10 years ago