Pension Im Spreewald tweets
Sarcasm
hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry
Story Of My Life
maybe the reason why im single is because ive never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger
Students Problems
yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
Common White Girl
i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
Common Black Girl
everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
High School Problems
me: im happy *thinks about life for 3.5 seconds* me: im sad