Percentage Bar Maker tweets
ian somerhalder
Jared-I'm SO SO Sorry I couldn't make it to your Bar Mitzvah last night!Im so bummed man-ill make it up to you-I promise! Love, Uncle Ian
NBA Legion
Three men were stabbed in a Pittsburgh bar after an argument started over who was better, LeBron or MJ.
Fitness Motivator
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of those pieces.
Dallas Cowboys
Since 1970, the Cowboys boast the NFC’s highest winning percentage (.563) when facing an AFC team. #CowboysNation
Barney Stinson
Universal iPhone rule: The person with the lowest battery percentage gets the charger.
