Peter Ziese Kronberg tweets
PETER PARKER
—Peter, si me muero mañana, ¿qué me dirías hoy? —Que me prestes mil dólares y mañana te los pago. —¡Terminamos! —¡Mary Jane, regresa! :'(
#OpenedMinds
"It is a risk to love. What if it doesnt work out? Ah, but what if it does? -Peter McWilliams
Mind Blowing
In the original Peter Pan book, he killed the Lost Boys when they got too old.
Speak Comedy
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.
SPIDERMEME
—Peter, si me muero mañana, ¿qué me dirías hoy? —Que me prestes mil dólares y mañana te los pago. —¡Terminamos! —¡Mary Jane, regresa! :'(
Funny Quotes
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.
Kevin Merida
Rep. Peter King: No hope for the GOP to regain the presidency in 2016--"Not if it's the party of Ted Cruz." http://t.co/PlgFF12oTG