Pigeon With Wet Bib tweets
Badonk-a-Donkey
Oct 8, 2013, bed is wet with tears, underwear still dry protected by sheets, bag of cheetos, empty. Solid premiere.
Badonk-a-Donkey
Check that. Not tears. Bed is wet from my drink spilling from my exclamation gestures.
k.
hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
Happy Gilmore
David Freese comes up big in the playoffs. In related news, water is wet and the sun is hot.
KYLUMINATI.COM
Then we started kissing she said "let's go to the bedroom" so I go in the room n she's SUPER WET! N since Im a Pisces I had to do what I do
Golf Club Wankers
Unwritten Rules of Golf: After hitting a bad tee shot in wet weather you MUST say 'Club almost slipped out of my hand then'. #AllSaidit
