Pinch To Open Eyeglass Case tweets
Donald J. Trump
Obama can open the Mall for illegals to protest our country yet he continues to barricade WWII memorial. That’s an absolute disgrace.
Mark Hoppus
My wife, having trouble w her phone asked "How do I change my view?" I said "Keep an open mind to new experiences?" We both chuckled. 6/10
Ricky Gervais
11 of my followers will die tonight. Hope it's not you. In case it is, thanks for following :)
Students Problems
Study (verb) = The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Common White Girl
on a math test: 2+2 me: *uses calculator just in case*
Caspar Lee
Just got the iPhone 5sos so I had to get a new case too. Do you like? http://t.co/tTsOdRHWJl
UberFacts
No matter how hard you pinch the extra skin on your elbow, you will not feel pain.