Pink Shoes Belle tweets
Damien Fahey
I'd like to have a kid but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are.
Fact
McDonald's hamburger contains only 15% real beef while other 85% is meat filler and pink slime cleansed with ammonia which can cause cancer.
YA BOY BILL NYE
Flamingos sleep standing up. Shout out to them pink dudes for staying on their feet during the recession.
Carrie Bradshaw
Women aren't hard to understand. We like gentlemen, shoes, compliments, cuddling, Disney, wine, bubble baths & diamonds.
YA BOY BILL NYE
s/o to pink river dolphins out there they just like "im different yeah im different roll up with my pigment missin"
Pink Floyd
Pink Floyd's Another Brick in The Wall pt 2 won Best Single on this day, 1980, in the UK's Melody Maker awards.
