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Dory
he texted me: "your adorable." i replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable." now he likes me all i did was point out his typo
Graham Linehan
US peeps asking about the IT Crowd, it will be available at some point but in the meantime do what you gotta do. I know you're good for it.
What The F*** Facts
In 1959, Volvo invented the 3-point seat belt, then gave free license to all other car manufacturers to use it.
Perfect for you. ♡
I'm at that point where I don't even care if people like me anymore. If you like me, cool. If you don't, okay
Story Of My Life
Twitter makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point.
Funny Tweets ™
There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
Villano del Tuiter
A Messi le están pasando en los juzgados por cuarta vez el Power Point donde unos gatitos intentan explicarle lo que significa defraudar.