Tweets about: Point Piper Property

Zac Galifianakis

Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out?

10 years ago

#Libra like straight to the point and honest conversations. They'll talk to you a lot more if you do it too.

10 years ago

"The way we got to this point was one thing and one thing only: Republican obsession with dismantling Obamacare." —President Obama

10 years ago

Why is there always that one person at the airport who's a little too excited for the security point pat-down?

10 years ago

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless.

10 years ago

im so sarcastic it’s gotten to the point where I have to tell people I’m serious when I give them compliments

10 years ago

Wake up.. Text a friend ask whether their going to lectures or not. They say there not. No point you going either then.

10 years ago