Port Wine Glass Wiese Krohn tweets
Steve Stifler
It doesnt matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
AcneSkinSite
Every time you drink an ice-cold glass of water your skin thanks you by glowing brighter.
pimp d(addie)
"1d signed a contract that will keep them together until 2016" [pours champagne] [clears throat] [raises glass] to 3 more years of tears
ihatequotes™
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful you have a glass, and grateful that there's something in it. #iHQ
Leonard Nimoy
Glass Menagerie. GREAT CAST. One of the three or four most most memorable lifetime experiences in theatre. Mr. Quinto is brilliant. LLAP
Google Tips
Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
Brian Fantana
Why does Obama have to give speeches behind bullet proof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.