Engineered Floor Sanding tweets
High School Problems
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
Bitch Problems ✌
once when I was on my period I dropped a bowl of cheetos on the floor and sat and cried for an hour if that doesn’t explain periods then idk
Rude Comedian
Imagine an entire room and it's all bed. No floor, just bed. You roll too far to one side? Don't worry, bed's still there. All is bed.
Students Problems
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
Common White Girl
once when I was on my period I dropped a bowl of cheetos on the floor and sat and cried for an hour if that doesn’t explain periods then idk
Speak Comedy
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Common White Girl
once when I was on my period I dropped a bowl of cheetos on the floor and sat and cried for an hour if that doesn’t explain periods then idk

