Precision Point Pins tweets
Dory
he texted me: "your adorable." i replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable." now he likes me all i did was point out his typo
What The F*** Facts
In 1959, Volvo invented the 3-point seat belt, then gave free license to all other car manufacturers to use it.
Graham Linehan
US peeps asking about the IT Crowd, it will be available at some point but in the meantime do what you gotta do. I know you're good for it.
So Damn True!
i’ve probably owned about 6000 bobby pins in my life and do you know how many i have now? maybe 5
Perfect for you. ♡
I'm at that point where I don't even care if people like me anymore. If you like me, cool. If you don't, okay
Story Of My Life
Twitter makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point.
Funny Tweets ™
There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.