Profesor Doctor Aurel Popescu tweets
Funny Tweets™
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Typical Malaysian
Asian parents: You study for yourself, not for me. For your own future. Kid: can I be a pilot? Asian parents: no u doctor
Pibes Resentidos
Profesor a 1° hora: "¿Qué les pasa están dormidos o qué?" NO, IDIOTA, SI TE PARECE ME PONGO A GRITAR DE LA ALEGRÍA QUE ME DA VERTE.
Senator Ted Cruz
Pres Obama: “We will keep this promise: If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor” #PromiseBroken http://t.co/bkOa875hRF
SuperSarcastico™
Doctor mi amigo no levanta la cabeza, se ríe solo, no habla con la gente y cuando le hablan, no presta atención ¿Qué tiene? —Un BlackBerry
Bryan Fuller
Doctor Doctor: Mads Mikkelsen and Raul Esparza Plot on the #HANNIBAL Set http://t.co/OEQuZoC2mg
Not Will Ferrell
Doctor: "Ok, so what can I do for you today?" Me: *Looks over at mom waiting for her to explain*
