Professional Cuticle Nippers tweets
Sorry not Sorry!
showers are amazing. they make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions
High School Problems
Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions
Because I'm a Guy
College football > Professional football
Hiding my feelings and problems, pretending not to care. I'm professional at that.
Did You Know?
Before alarm clocks, there were professional "knocker-uppers". People who would go around and knock on your door until you woke up.
Mark Schwarzer a true professional and is one of the all time greats for our game to ever wear a Socceroos jersey. @FOXSportsNews #retired