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Professional Cuticle Nippers tweets

Sorry not Sorry!

showers are amazing. they make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions

https://twitter.com/ComedyTruth

8 years ago

High School Problems

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions

https://twitter.com/ComedyOrTruth

8 years ago

Because I'm a Guy

College football > Professional football

https://twitter.com/CauseWereGuys

8 years ago

8 years ago

J. Cole

Hiding my feelings and problems, pretending not to care. I'm professional at that.

https://twitter.com/JColeDC

8 years ago

Did You Know?

Before alarm clocks, there were professional "knocker-uppers". People who would go around and knock on your door until you woke up.

https://twitter.com/UnusuaIFactPage

8 years ago

Tim Cahill

Mark Schwarzer a true professional and is one of the all time greats for our game to ever wear a Socceroos jersey. @FOXSportsNews #retired

https://twitter.com/Tim_Cahill

8 years ago