Tweets about: Professional Cuticle Nippers

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showers are amazing. they make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions

10 years ago

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions

10 years ago

College football > Professional football

10 years ago

Sleazoned professional

10 years ago

Hiding my feelings and problems, pretending not to care. I'm professional at that.

10 years ago

Before alarm clocks, there were professional "knocker-uppers". People who would go around and knock on your door until you woke up.

10 years ago

Mark Schwarzer a true professional and is one of the all time greats for our game to ever wear a Socceroos jersey. @FOXSportsNews #retired

10 years ago