Proneslo Translation tweets
Crazy Girl Problems
#MaleTranslations Guy: "we can watch a movie" Translation: we're gonna watch a movie but I'm gonna keep trying to put my hand in your pants
Crazy Girl Problems
#MaleTranslations "I miss you" Translation- the girl I left you for left me
The New York Times
Bookends: What Do You Look for in Modern Translation? http://t.co/m9BbeWkArJ
Scouse Man Problems
Translation: She's fit: ad shag her Gorgeous: ad shag her Beautiful: ad shag her Alright: ad shag her A fat dog: after 8 jaegers ad shag her
Crazy Girl Problems
#MaleTranslations "I'm done" Translation: I'll text you later tonight to make sure you're still in love with me
Crazy Girl Problems
#MaleTranslations "You're the only girl I'm talking to" Translation: SIKE it's gonna be like sister wives baby
Rich Eisen
In naming Schaub starter, Kubiak says: "Was a tough decision, real tough." Translation: don't come to my driveway, you nutters.
