Provo Water Softeners tweets
Frankie Boyle
Conspiracy theories are usually some guy on ecstasy, cocaine and Ketamine trying to worry you about fluoride in the water
Fitness & Nutrition
Why water? It purifies your blood stream and also cleans your blood cells and tissues. Stay hydrated, go H2O!
Because I'm a Guy
Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary.
Funny Tweets™
I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
MLB
Three quarters of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Jose Iglesias: http://t.co/hiNxsQrQYb #ALCS
Dailyteenwords
My daily needs food- 5% water- 1% sleep- 4% internet- 90%

