Queen Axe Startup Failed tweets
UberFacts
In England, a failed suicide attempt used to be illegal and was punishable by death.
Elizabeth Windsor
Firefighters are on strike from midday to 4pm today. If you could not start any fires during that time, that would be enormously helpful.
Steve Stifler
If your ex texts you, it's probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.
Bleacher Report
.@FloydMayweather wants the "Twerk Queen" @MileyCyrus to walk him out for his next fight http://t.co/tmsFT8aaB8
Girl Facts™
Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it's played.
Sports Quotes
I've failed over & over & over again in my life & that is why I succeed. -Michael Jordan
Elizabeth Windsor
Actually, whilst the firefighters are on strike, does anyone have Guy Fawkes' phone number? Asking for a friend. #twobirdsonestone