Recycled Glass Chandelier tweets
WaterstonesOxfordSt
DRINKING GAME (over 18s only): Settle down with a book and a nice glass of wine. Every time you feel a bit thirsty, take a sip.
Funny Tweets
I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C- on.
Geordie Shore
If you're hitting the toon tonight, raise a glass to Egg & keep it kebab! http://t.co/dYVhNRfsr5 #saynotofishnchips http://t.co/3Qe2VkJgx2
Grumpy Cat
why weigh yourself when you could just set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
Rude Comedian
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, There is clearly room for more alcohol.
Alan Garner
why weigh yourself when you could just set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way