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Residential Water Coolers tweets

UberFacts

Our fingers prune after being in water for an extended time, because the prune impressions give us better grip underwater.

https://twitter.com/UberFacts

12 years ago

Funny Tweets™

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

https://twitter.com/autocorrects

12 years ago

JL STARNET

[INFO!] ประกาศยกเลิกการเดินทางมาร่วมง- าน อ่าวพร้าว Water Sport Day ของ สองหนุ่ม มินฮยอก และ อิลฮุน BTOB ในวันเสาร์ที่ 14 ธันวาคม 2556 นี้

https://twitter.com/jlstarnet

12 years ago

World Food Programme

"Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all."-@NelsonMandela Remembering a remarkable leader. #RIPNelsonMandela http://t.co/vuwImg16iE

https://twitter.com/WFP

12 years ago

Story Of My Life!

despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good like how does it manage to do that be tasty with no taste

https://twitter.com/Derpey

12 years ago

Emergency Kittens

Went to go give the dog water... cat took over instead. http://t.co/fBYj5bDEuw

https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens

12 years ago

Shit Fat Girls Say

I want the job at Sea World where I just lay in shallow water and some skinny girl in a wetsuit throws food in my mouth.

https://twitter.com/ShtFatGirlsSay

12 years ago