Restaurant Egg Fruit tweets
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if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
Sheldon Jokes!
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
NBA Legion
While Paul Pierce was at a NY restaurant, he saw a guy wearing a Knicks hat and made him take it off.
Mark Beech
Fat Duck’s Heston Blumenthal wins Chef of Decade at Observer Food Awards, L'Enclume best restaurant http://t.co/rG1oqS5B6Y by...
Shakespeare Raps
Which individual takes residence within thy sub-aquatic pineapple fruit? Sponge Robert Square Pantaloons.
Fact
You should be eating fruit every day no matter what. Here's 10 reasons why: http://t.co/7MC1Zn6B18
